My intelligence report for November 10, 2006 from “Alice” (who is always in wonderland in bed every night) is this: during Irish Mae Domingo’s b-day, Keith Coral (I thought he was in love with Princess. Now, he’s secretly ditchin’ Princess as of now) gave a spoonful of vanilla cake to his honeybunch Irish. It sounds similar. Isn’t it like a wedding reception wherein the groom gives the bride some wedding cake then vice versa? Irish was sort of kilig (a lil’ bit in love; from the teen filipina term) in that moment. It will happen again once they get married. The Church says that THE LICENSE TO HAVE SEX IS OBTAINED WHEN MARRIED AND THE ONLY LIMITATION IS THAT THEY SHOULD DO IT WITH EACH OTHER, NOT WITH OTHER PEOPLE. When they have done that (THAT XXX STUFF), it felt like one of my dreams have come true. As for “Alice”, she left the Netherlands last Sunday to increase her $$$ while having $€X, smoking pot and taking ecstasy. And to add some cinnamon to the mud, Keith told me on the afternoon of the 14th that he was forced to do that act (I underlined that) or else he will not be given food that was prepared for the celebration. Roxanne disproved that shit in a recent confirmation interview. She said that Keith has done it for his love to Irish. (I believe in Roxanne coz’ she’s there and Keith has lied a couple of times, this one included) He might tell the truth but you got to admit, Keith and Irish will kiss under the spell of mistletoe in 35 days or less…
I was unable to connect last Sunday due to my health and because I am UNDER THREAT FROM POTENTIAL ASSAILANTS. I will like to see Ralph Kristianne Duane Coral & Irish Mae Domingo walk up the aisle as husband and wife, respectively, then leaving when they have kissed each other (when no one even attempted the wedding and the priest will say to Keith “You can kiss the bride”) and riding my Hummer truck, leaving for Evergreen, CO (Zip Code 80439) in 25 hours. We’re going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind…
Thank you for celebrating my birthday on November 15. Regardless of what you have done on the 15th, you have made my day. Damn the liberal left and watch America end up as a cinder no thanks to those nosey Democrats. Bin Laden and his comrades will destroy us. And woe to us, the freedom lovers, who will be targets by a demonic organization.
In God’s name, I shall survive for vengeance is THE LORD’S.
Sunday, November 19, 2006
WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN: P I S S
PISS. Mo Twister, one of the Philippines’ most controversial radio personalities, is under fire anew. The people from those worthless talk shows are badmouthing him for no reason. Worse, one of those hypocritical shows (the buzz) paid Jobert to discredit him. The media is scraping the end of the barrel ALWAYS for bad stories. The segment Bad Encounters with local Celebrities has been flaked (criticized) for what it does. EXPOSING THE BAD SIDE OF MOST CELEBRITIES. And it could have been a sinister plot done by a certain tandem on the radio station DZMB 90.7. My appeal to those who hate mo twister: FUCK OFF! If you don’t like him, THERE ARE 24 OTHER radio stations to listen to in Manila or turn off the GOD DAMNED RADIO SET. The Forbidden Questions reveal the truth from the celebrities’ mouths. And I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHETHER ERIK SATOS IS GAY, SOME OTHER FEMALE CELEBRITY HAD A NOSE JOB AND OTHER FUCKING SHIT! But remember. Mo Twister is the reason Magic 89.9 DWTM is ON TOP RIGHT NOW. It is the only show that airs no nonsense, no high school musical malarkey and most of all, NO STUPID BULLSHIT DONE BY CHRIS TSUPER AND NICOLE HYALA (THEY OUGHTA BURN IN HELL.) CHRIST!
PISS AGAIN! I am involved in a highly sensitive issue. This time, it’s all about Keith and Irish. Ever since it happened around late August (The serious one came around late September), Irish is crushing on Keith and ever since it happened; I get death threats & actual assassination attempts against me. The first one happened on October 7, 2006 at 9:14 PM. I was chatting with my cousin “Sherwin”. Suddenly, a faintish Boom sounded nearby. I said, “Oh, SHIT!” and went back to the house. I wasn’t terrified at all, just threatened by some freak that was pissed off about my comment on http://www.magic899.fm/index.php?page=art_comment&id=618.
October 8, 2006. More pillboxes are thrown at my house but they missed it. The closest one that nearly hit the house was at 10:20 AM. It was also the birthday of my niece Raven. And the hypocrites from the buzz on channel 2 are targeting the often pissed off Mo Twister.
October 9, 2006 (Monday) I’m now earlier than my sister and here comes the dragon. I told Irish that my friendster, myspace, multiply, almost all of my accounts were HACKED & some of it has some Irish loves Keith content. I lied. You can’t make me go to hell since GOD JUDGES PEOPLE ALONE, AND I’M ALSO THE ONE WHO WILL BE JUDGED FOR MY TRACK RECORD DURING MY LIFETIME. No, I have spread that scandal like rain pouring the area within 500 miles of London, New York, or Hong Kong. Irish told me to “stop spreading it” in a more threatening way.
Now, I want to have a police escort, dozens of bodyguards, a team of lawyers, and possibly some members of the United States Secret Service. I wanted to end the Keith-Irish connection but some of my loyal readers wanted for more. I CAN CHANGE MY OPINONS ANYTIME I WANT! I CAN NOW FORGIVE ASHLEE SIMPSON FOR HER ACTS OF STUPIDITY (LIPSYNCHING) OVER A YEAR AGO. IT’S STILL UNSAFE FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. FROM AUGUST 29 TO SEPTEMBER 2, I WAS FUCKING MOURNING MY FRIEND/HATER NICA BAÑAGALE BECAUSE SHE FUCKING DIED OF SOME MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED HEART DISEASE BUT NOT THAT FUCKING MUCH. I MOVED ON. I STILL BELIEVE IN PHILIPPINE IDOL. PINOY DREAM ACADEMY IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT AND I SAID IT NOT BECAUSE I RECEIVED MONEY FROM THEM, BECAUSE IT IS MY OPINION!
Back to the Keith & Irish scandal. They are still virgins but they pleaded me not to expose this in school. IF KEITH AND IRISH FINDS OUT THAT I HAVE TYPED THIS ITEM ON MY BLOG, THEY WILL DELETE IT. HENCE, IF THAT HAPPENS, THIS WILL BE CALLED “THE LOST EPISODE”.
The child abuse awareness meeting is a warning for my kind. Child abuse is still around us. We’re sitting ducks against pedophiles, molesters, and kidnappers. BE WARNED THAN TO BE VICTIMIZED.
Mo Twister shouldn’t be treated like shit. He is treated as such by bitches named Lolit Solis & Christy Fermin. In fact, a group of Mexicans were alarmed and had set up a group denouncing those witches. You know that mo was teased, being called a moron. WHO’S THE MORON NOW? Lolit looks like Shrek, since she’s to damn ugly. There will be more tongue-lashing from me but in the mean time, ERRATA MUDDA!
PISS AGAIN! I am involved in a highly sensitive issue. This time, it’s all about Keith and Irish. Ever since it happened around late August (The serious one came around late September), Irish is crushing on Keith and ever since it happened; I get death threats & actual assassination attempts against me. The first one happened on October 7, 2006 at 9:14 PM. I was chatting with my cousin “Sherwin”. Suddenly, a faintish Boom sounded nearby. I said, “Oh, SHIT!” and went back to the house. I wasn’t terrified at all, just threatened by some freak that was pissed off about my comment on http://www.magic899.fm/index.php?page=art_comment&id=618.
October 8, 2006. More pillboxes are thrown at my house but they missed it. The closest one that nearly hit the house was at 10:20 AM. It was also the birthday of my niece Raven. And the hypocrites from the buzz on channel 2 are targeting the often pissed off Mo Twister.
October 9, 2006 (Monday) I’m now earlier than my sister and here comes the dragon. I told Irish that my friendster, myspace, multiply, almost all of my accounts were HACKED & some of it has some Irish loves Keith content. I lied. You can’t make me go to hell since GOD JUDGES PEOPLE ALONE, AND I’M ALSO THE ONE WHO WILL BE JUDGED FOR MY TRACK RECORD DURING MY LIFETIME. No, I have spread that scandal like rain pouring the area within 500 miles of London, New York, or Hong Kong. Irish told me to “stop spreading it” in a more threatening way.
Now, I want to have a police escort, dozens of bodyguards, a team of lawyers, and possibly some members of the United States Secret Service. I wanted to end the Keith-Irish connection but some of my loyal readers wanted for more. I CAN CHANGE MY OPINONS ANYTIME I WANT! I CAN NOW FORGIVE ASHLEE SIMPSON FOR HER ACTS OF STUPIDITY (LIPSYNCHING) OVER A YEAR AGO. IT’S STILL UNSAFE FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. FROM AUGUST 29 TO SEPTEMBER 2, I WAS FUCKING MOURNING MY FRIEND/HATER NICA BAÑAGALE BECAUSE SHE FUCKING DIED OF SOME MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED HEART DISEASE BUT NOT THAT FUCKING MUCH. I MOVED ON. I STILL BELIEVE IN PHILIPPINE IDOL. PINOY DREAM ACADEMY IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT AND I SAID IT NOT BECAUSE I RECEIVED MONEY FROM THEM, BECAUSE IT IS MY OPINION!
Back to the Keith & Irish scandal. They are still virgins but they pleaded me not to expose this in school. IF KEITH AND IRISH FINDS OUT THAT I HAVE TYPED THIS ITEM ON MY BLOG, THEY WILL DELETE IT. HENCE, IF THAT HAPPENS, THIS WILL BE CALLED “THE LOST EPISODE”.
The child abuse awareness meeting is a warning for my kind. Child abuse is still around us. We’re sitting ducks against pedophiles, molesters, and kidnappers. BE WARNED THAN TO BE VICTIMIZED.
Mo Twister shouldn’t be treated like shit. He is treated as such by bitches named Lolit Solis & Christy Fermin. In fact, a group of Mexicans were alarmed and had set up a group denouncing those witches. You know that mo was teased, being called a moron. WHO’S THE MORON NOW? Lolit looks like Shrek, since she’s to damn ugly. There will be more tongue-lashing from me but in the mean time, ERRATA MUDDA!
WHAT SHOULD HAD BEEN: YES, THIS IS THE ONE
Yes, this is the one. Welcome to the first ever The Ian Blog anniversary blogpost that will extend for four months. ONE HUNDRED TWENTYTWO DAYS OF ONE FREAKIN’ CELEBRATION but we have to remember my grandfather Remigo who contributed his part to society. He died 3 years ago, and still watches our family even to this day. Now we party. I was lucky enough to survive 15 years of my life. Praise the Lord 131,320,553,406,441 times over! I will now end my self-imposed travel to places outside the Philippines. By September also, my friend Annabelle (did I told you this on august no more –if there’s any-?) will get married. But you probably heard that my (younger female) friend was dead. Life is like a cycle of sorts, you are born, you find someone to be with you forever, you make out & have children, hve a comfortable lifestyle, then die unexpectedly. It sucks but you have to spend your time toghether with the ones you love before it is too late. LOVE ONE ANOTHER AS I LOVED YOU (Jesus said that, not me).
Backlash has reigned again. BOO HOO! If anything worked out between some High School Musical fans in my school, it got worse. And to be truthful about it, IT IS just a lame< Disney verion of one of my fave movies of all time, American Pie. Only it is loaded with too much singing, which is annoying, dancing, and Wildcat horse hockey. The only Disney hits for this year are obviously Cars & Pirates of the Caribbean 2. Adding insult to injury, is my not so popular opinion poll. The majority (69%) wanted the 3 Asian pigs who sang the Asian version of “Breaking Free” to be grilled (it means sentenced to curtains in this part). Only 21% want them spared. 9% said “Who the f@ck are they?” Only 1% has no rsponse. (Error of ±3%)
I should continue my swimming program that is long overdue. Better safe than in a hospital bed or worse, a casket.
ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ…
WWWAAAKKKEEE YYYOOOUUURRR FFFUUUCCCKKKIIINNNGGG AAASSSSSS UUUPPP!
LISTEN UP!
Shut your mouths. This part won’t be long. I wish Kevin Calabia should be more studious and start flirtin’ his girlfriend Princess Pasco. Thank God for competent and sane people like Michael ****** & Joseph ** ****. I blame Nica’s death on obesity, that’s all but life sucks anyway. Thank you Keith ***** for the yema. Go showstoppers! Screw every High School Musical fan for assaulting my vital organs. Thank God for cigarettes for effective population control.
In short: THESE ARE MY FING THOUGHTS! If I lie, you can eat my clothes at will.
NEXT TIME (IF THERE’S A NEXT TIME): Returning back for a while
Backlash has reigned again. BOO HOO! If anything worked out between some High School Musical fans in my school, it got worse. And to be truthful about it, IT IS just a lame< Disney verion of one of my fave movies of all time, American Pie. Only it is loaded with too much singing, which is annoying, dancing, and Wildcat horse hockey. The only Disney hits for this year are obviously Cars & Pirates of the Caribbean 2. Adding insult to injury, is my not so popular opinion poll. The majority (69%) wanted the 3 Asian pigs who sang the Asian version of “Breaking Free” to be grilled (it means sentenced to curtains in this part). Only 21% want them spared. 9% said “Who the f@ck are they?” Only 1% has no rsponse. (Error of ±3%)
I should continue my swimming program that is long overdue. Better safe than in a hospital bed or worse, a casket.
ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ… ZZZZZ…
WWWAAAKKKEEE YYYOOOUUURRR FFFUUUCCCKKKIIINNNGGG AAASSSSSS UUUPPP!
LISTEN UP!
Shut your mouths. This part won’t be long. I wish Kevin Calabia should be more studious and start flirtin’ his girlfriend Princess Pasco. Thank God for competent and sane people like Michael ****** & Joseph ** ****. I blame Nica’s death on obesity, that’s all but life sucks anyway. Thank you Keith ***** for the yema. Go showstoppers! Screw every High School Musical fan for assaulting my vital organs. Thank God for cigarettes for effective population control.
In short: THESE ARE MY FING THOUGHTS! If I lie, you can eat my clothes at will.
NEXT TIME (IF THERE’S A NEXT TIME): Returning back for a while
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