Saturday, October 20, 2007

BACK FOR ANOTHER SHOOTOUT

This is the 2 × 3 × 71 in this crazy ass.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

WE'RE BACK (ONCE AGAIN)

In three, two, one.

Welcome to the (?)th post of The Ian Blog On the iaNLIVE Blogger zone with me, Ian Lopez. This sounds like a news report and I'm playing 40 Oz. by D12 as my theme song of some sort in here. Now, the "headlines": cumelec denies my right to vote, the recent asean scholarship tests, and other news storming from the mind of ian lopez.

Details!:

I got denied from voting in the SK (Youth representative for the barangay) elections last sunday. o start off I went to city hall to register on 20 july 2007 and it was full (was afternoon then). back on saturday at 5 am. closed. back at 8 am. FULL. back from the scholarship test, registration denied.

THE PIGS AND CROCODILES ARE CHEERING, GUZZLING BEAR AND DESTROYING CIVILIZATION BECAUSE THEY ARE SINGING SOME ******* IN THE MACHINE OR IN THAT *** OR ******* OR SOME KIND OF ***** ****. (CENSORED INTENTIONALLY BECAUSE OF FRINGE BENEFITS CAFE)

The ASEAN Scholarship test was done on 22 July 2007. I was part of it. Thanks for those who supported me and helped me.

And a final one: SIMULPOST OF MY BLOGS WILL STRT ON 28 AUGUST 2007 TO COINCIDE WITH CHILD OBESITY AWARENESS DAY IN THE PHILIPPINES (Unofficial). If I'm not invited to KC's birthday party, well she ken geeve me hed.

THAT'S IT FOR THE (?)th post of The Ian Blog On the iaNLIVE Blogger zone with me, Ian Lopez.
GOOD NIGHT, PHILIPPINES!

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Friday, June 29, 2007

THE SIMULTANEOUS POST HAS RETURNED. WE WELCOME THIS WITH YESTERDAY'S POST.

Maui Taylor still mad at Mo Twister (As interpreted by ian Lopez)
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It was Maui Taylor's birthday on June 28 (ian explains:that fucking bitch must die). on June 28 (ian explains:TODAY, [or yesterday]). Most of them know that that day (JUNE 28, 2007) will be the day that pr0n* will resign on Good Times With Mo (ian explains:The Philippines' Number 1 Radio Show). Taken in as a replacement for Andi9 (ian explains: left the show on feb 1, returned on the show since June 4, and has since won the MTV VJ HUNT), Maui only stayed in that gig for 4 months.
The week before she left the show (ian explains: bad idea, ho!), Mo and Maui got into an argument due to Maui's absences. Although Maui was given permission - because she was campaigning for various candidates and they last until the early hours of the morning - back in the campaigning period, Mo's request is that Maui should inform him and Mojo Jojo (the other DJ on Good Times With Mo) one day before she is absent. On her last absence, she did not informed either Mo or the gay yet friendly DJ.
"Biglaan kasi ‘yon, so that day ko lang sila na-text that I won't be coming," [It was sudden, soI texted them on the previous day tht I won't be coming tomorrow] As Maui tells it to PEP(Philippine Entertainment Portal) thru SMS.
Still, Mo got pissed, forcing that bitch to quit earlier than expected.
"Naku, mahirap katrabaho lolo mo! Masyadong mahangin. What's new? Lahat ng babae niyang radio partner pinapaiyak at binu-bully niya." [it's hard if your co-orker was my grandfather. BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! What's new? All of his female radio partners made them cry and bullies them.] (ian explains: WRONG, GODDAMNIT! Mo is trying to train them for the big world ahead you slut! I don't even like you anyway, you whore!)
‘Tapos dapat June 28, which is my birthday, pa ako magre-resign. Aba, pinabilis niya! Tama ba ‘yon? Asshole siya, sobra!" (June 28, my birthday, was the day that I was supposed to resign. BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! Is that right? HE'S A TOTAL ASSHOLE! as Maui bigmouths Mo Twister through that statement.
After the incident Mo apologized to Maui. But her even jupiter-sized head can't accept the apology to a vertically-challenged person.
"Yeah, he apologized naman but masama pa din ang loob ko sa kanya," [Yeah, he pologized but I still have a grudge against him.]
We (ian explains: THEY) asked for more info about her spat with Mo but she declined to comment.
"Naku huwag na natin siya pag-usapan, friend, baka sumikat pa. Laki na nga ng ulo, e," [Weshouldn't talk about that shrimp because he could get more famous. He has a big head also]As that has-been at her mid 20's asks to us (ian explains: THEM)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Now, it's my turn to turn full circle.
FOR MAUI TAYLOR, THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR YOU:

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ENJOY IT FROM THE IAN BLOG TEAM.

Expect more posts from me and exclusive ones as well.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

X FOR SENATOR

1. Adrian Sison
2.Cesar Montano
3. Edgardo Angara*
4. Francis Pangilingan*
5. Gregorio Honasan
6. Jamalul Kiram III*
7. Joker Arroyo*
8. Juan Miguel Zubiri*
9. Luis Singson*
10. Manuel Villar Jr.*
11. Martin Bautista
12. Michael Defensor*
13. Panfilo Lacson*
14. Prospero Pichay Jr.*
15. Ralph Recto*
16. Richard Gomez
17. Tessie Oreta*
18. Vicente Magsaysay
19. Vicente Sotto III
20. Zosimo Paredes
ones with asterisks will get my vote. i endorse anyone on my list.

thank you, philippines.

Monday, April 23, 2007

7 to go

as you have noticed, i was in pampanga, cubao, and other places here. too bad i haven't compleyely posted it yet. however, i will be back. dear god.