Friday, June 29, 2007

THE SIMULTANEOUS POST HAS RETURNED. WE WELCOME THIS WITH YESTERDAY'S POST.

Maui Taylor still mad at Mo Twister (As interpreted by ian Lopez)
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It was Maui Taylor's birthday on June 28 (ian explains:that fucking bitch must die). on June 28 (ian explains:TODAY, [or yesterday]). Most of them know that that day (JUNE 28, 2007) will be the day that pr0n* will resign on Good Times With Mo (ian explains:The Philippines' Number 1 Radio Show). Taken in as a replacement for Andi9 (ian explains: left the show on feb 1, returned on the show since June 4, and has since won the MTV VJ HUNT), Maui only stayed in that gig for 4 months.
The week before she left the show (ian explains: bad idea, ho!), Mo and Maui got into an argument due to Maui's absences. Although Maui was given permission - because she was campaigning for various candidates and they last until the early hours of the morning - back in the campaigning period, Mo's request is that Maui should inform him and Mojo Jojo (the other DJ on Good Times With Mo) one day before she is absent. On her last absence, she did not informed either Mo or the gay yet friendly DJ.
"Biglaan kasi ‘yon, so that day ko lang sila na-text that I won't be coming," [It was sudden, soI texted them on the previous day tht I won't be coming tomorrow] As Maui tells it to PEP(Philippine Entertainment Portal) thru SMS.
Still, Mo got pissed, forcing that bitch to quit earlier than expected.
"Naku, mahirap katrabaho lolo mo! Masyadong mahangin. What's new? Lahat ng babae niyang radio partner pinapaiyak at binu-bully niya." [it's hard if your co-orker was my grandfather. BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! What's new? All of his female radio partners made them cry and bullies them.] (ian explains: WRONG, GODDAMNIT! Mo is trying to train them for the big world ahead you slut! I don't even like you anyway, you whore!)
‘Tapos dapat June 28, which is my birthday, pa ako magre-resign. Aba, pinabilis niya! Tama ba ‘yon? Asshole siya, sobra!" (June 28, my birthday, was the day that I was supposed to resign. BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! Is that right? HE'S A TOTAL ASSHOLE! as Maui bigmouths Mo Twister through that statement.
After the incident Mo apologized to Maui. But her even jupiter-sized head can't accept the apology to a vertically-challenged person.
"Yeah, he apologized naman but masama pa din ang loob ko sa kanya," [Yeah, he pologized but I still have a grudge against him.]
We (ian explains: THEY) asked for more info about her spat with Mo but she declined to comment.
"Naku huwag na natin siya pag-usapan, friend, baka sumikat pa. Laki na nga ng ulo, e," [Weshouldn't talk about that shrimp because he could get more famous. He has a big head also]As that has-been at her mid 20's asks to us (ian explains: THEM)-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Now, it's my turn to turn full circle.
FOR MAUI TAYLOR, THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR YOU:

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