Ready for 2010

I'm preparing this blog (and some of my other functioning ones) The good news, is that Californians don't have to fear the wrath of God. The bad news is that the No to 8-ters (read: people against California Proposition 8 for the year 2008) are filing lawsuits questioning its legality. Apparently, you CAN'T please every Californian in that process.

After almost a month of pigeonholing this post, there were news that concerns most people, and there were news that made me Limewire (and listen loudly) a 2Pac song from the year of my birth: Violent.

Apparently, the playcount of 2Pac's Violent was at 350-something when I looked at it last night. The last time I checked it (sometime in October), it was at 20. Combine that with some of his songs that are in the same "topic", it's around 875.

I do have my share of problems, which are quite similar to the part when Tony Montana's friend was chainsawed.

Going to make a deal...checked
You get screwed by a girl with a semi-autonatic...checked
Your friend is chainsawed...checked.
Your back-ups are leaving the car after noticing that something's amiss...checked
You're there about to be chainsawed, and you said "fuck you" as your supposed last words...recently underwent this for the past 2-3 weeks...considered checked
Your 2 friends came in with their gats and fired on the door...passed through that phase yesterday...checked!
that part until the time when Tony told Chi Chi to get the snow...not yet there
the "ending", when the guy who chainsawed Tony's friend got a headshot from Tony Montana...soon.


that problem will be under wraps soon. but let's hope for the best. ALways hope for the best and watch less Eva Fonda. I got no fucking grudge against Christine Reyes, but I'm not into those kind of shows. And how can I watch some of the shows I watched in my middle childhood when they fucked it with Tagalog dubbing? I'll never imagine Mr. Bighead sayin "Sunog ka!" (as in your first step to unemployment in the American sense) or the Chameleon Brothers uttering words that are synonymous with the LGBT culture (read: they use the "cher-" or "chuva-" prefixes or the "-lush" subfixes). The only thing that Spanish and Tagalog has in common are certain words. Apparently, someone shook the TV too much in the 762.

As much as I love to make lists, I have reserved them on my multiply site, which can be found on the right corner of this blog. And thank God for Koobface, since I'm planning to f-up next year.

Last Monday, Magic 89.9 made schedule changes. And there are persons transferring to one program from another. Thank God Mo, Mojo & Grace didn't move. By the way, where's Lil' Joey? And is Confession Sessions still around?

And if you were in the retreat last week (Novemner 28-30, 2008), I can only tell you that I have an upcoming post regarding that. Do watch out, and until that urge comes, I'll be greeting you a safe trip and Merry Christmas to all, regardless.

Postscript: an advanced happy birthday to Adrian Burgos of Milan, Italy from this blogger... And as the title of this post says "Ready for 2010", I am actually preparing myself to throw my ass in the Philippines' most controversial, most entertaining, most bloddy, most whatever sport, politics: first as part of the audience (voter), then as one of the athletes (politicos), and finally, as one of its coach-athletes (elder politician). But for something to get big, it needs a small step just to do that kind of hsit. For everyone else born before May 9, 1992, not crazy, broe or imprisoned, and has at least a valid identification, you can help me change clean our government (the former is too overused) and give the president an honorable dismissal on the 30th of june, 2010.

My bet for 2010 should be either from Bohol or should have the ability to send us to the 2nd world in 5 years. Good night and use a parasol, not an Umbrella.

praying hail mary (differently)

It was a good thing that (wait up)

It was a good thing that I re-discovered Brian Gorrell's blog, since the Philippine Star's youth-oriented section is full of shit. (clue: KoKo is not involved in it.) most especially its Editor In Chief.

[some side notes: while you're trying to approve and/or deny defs on Urban Dictionary, don't forget to hide that small stash (containing a bikini photo of Rihanna and a very hot photo of Megan Fox) with the password ontracck5 and try to find some defs for words that are similar to gangsta.]

His club is so fucked, that it's VVIP section has dorks snortin' some llelo ala Tony Montana. And his colum is so full of shit, that I just have to get the Supreme section of the Philippine Star and use it to clean my ass.

If you send me some mail from the Makati Central Post Office addressed to me reagarding my posts in any part of my blog, i'll give you the most obvious reply: You need an entire army to take me out.

I got a nine millimeter Glock pistol
I'm ready to get witcha at the drop, of a whistle
So make your move, and act like you wanna flip
I fire thirteen shots, and pop another clip
I bring luck, my Glock's like a fuckin mop
The more I shot, the more motherfuckers dropped
And even cops got shot when they rolled up
Best to bring a knot, or get popped, I'm a soldier

Suddenly I see, some niggas that I don't like... and they snort coke, live in Makati City, and live with extreme (in some cases, supreme) delusions of grandeur. One of them recently threatened an editor of a local newspaper in my great-grandpaternal homeland (with mangos just a short boatride and sugarcane for those who want to go further). God, give me the strength and the persons to take down those assholes

God, give me some hope and lots of help, since I'm in the worst kind of trouble. Conspiracy theory? You bet.

Versus them (again)

First, do not tell me that HSM3 started its run yesterday. Worthless piece of shit, go waste celluloid and talent on something else!

Second, someone should declare a full day holidae on the 31st of October and November 3. Besides, we need some more holidaes since we're too fucked physically, economically, etceterally. Please, Madame President.

Nobody cares about some has-been government official, who'll be coming in from Chi Town (Chicago, Illinois for those who aren't fluent in Urban Dictionary-ish terms) anytime next week. (Unless you have something up your ass, you are anti-Gloria [or rabidly anti-Gloria, or plain commie], or you're just a total asshole.) And if you do, hope you don't get your head blown for thinking too much about that double joke.

Third, I did something on my other blog in Friendster, and it was brief yet incendienary (I think) and it had something to do about dissing people and challenging some persons' sexual orientation. (call it speculation, call it sumthin', but don't call your lawyers)

Let's go to some serious issues. The poor are getting poorer, the rich are getting poorer, and the smart ones (and the less panicky ones) are getting kinda rich. Do you know groups of people wh are getting rich as of this moment?

Yes, and they're called jeepney and tricycle and bus drivers and operators. Everytime we ride on a public utility vehicle (excluding trains and light rail systems), someone will either disregard discounts mandated by law, practice obstructionism despite efforts to control them (pinkish or otherwise), pollute our roads with their gas guzzling machines and playing crappy, 70's-80's crap [or worse, in one of the between 5 to 10 stations catering to the CDEFG class], and provide corrupt cops with more money and some financial incentives to fuck up road users, even if one is at the wheel, a backseat driver, or just a passenger. Better rollback your fares before Christmas, cause gas prices are going down.

Fuck you Meralco, and suck Juan de la Cruz' cock. Never hike electricity rates until you dickheads take out unnecessary shit like Transmission, System Loss, and Universal Charges. Double up Distribution and hope you can have fellatio fun with it. For everything else, keep it low, and pay cash with it. And please, don't give me the same bullshit that you tried to do with melting ice. [If one has a chiller/cooler/freezer that is extremely portable, you can prevent that kind of "systems loss". Looks like no one in the Reaserch and Development department checked this out. Because they think that ordinary Filipinos are gullible dumbasses.]


Going global (Just a boatlift across the Pacific puddle), there are men marrying men and women marrying women. What is wrong with this picture? Looks like the Governor in one of America's well known state is concerned with either their economic situation, the environment, trouble south of San Diego, and one or two forest fires. He should look at this. He is a father to 2 children (I think), and happily married to a relative of the illustrious Kennedys of Massachusetts. (And it's ironic that I'm listening to Diddy's I Need A Girl, Pt. 1 while doing this part.) However, even if the Governor of the State of California (To be honest, I have to copy from Wikipedia fhis name, but it costs bandwidth and a "You have a new message" popup) doesn't have a say on it and various persons, organizations and companies want to kill Proposition 8 with airtime, advertising and donations, I believe that Prop 8 will pass, even if with a small majority.

Even if a youthful African-American gets to enact his promises of change, hopefully, the laws regarding matrimony will NOT be changed. Especially for a place like California.

But for the Philippines, we hope for more drastic, and more crucial changes just to save our nation's ass. Although Barack Obama is likely to win, I'm supporting John McCain for the '08 Elections (big clue: Country First.)

For now, let me enjoy some music from my computer until my mother tells me to turn it off (in an hour or so), and enjoy your weekend, and your life. Go check out T. I.'s Whatever You like. Although it might sound old to you, It's better than his newer single Live Your life (with Rihanna) since the former song's beat, tunes, and lyrics (the dirty version) appeal to me than the other song. Beat the apocalypse on November 16. WHy? tell you later. Way later.

Versus them

In recent days, I've been professionally pissed off by that ain't shit called Camp Rock. Thankfully, we have someone else who says so other than me. Goopydude, I salute you.


I'm also dedicating to my classmates & schoolmates ... and practically everyone who likes camp rock.

Daneeeboy, another fellow blogger, has practically the same shit. More fucking praises for him! Like your unfriendly Ian, he hates High School Musical as well. All hail his idea of a "No Shit Media."

From some place on the internet, someone posted this:

Camp Rock SUCKS! Camp Rock doesn't rock, and that makes it SUCK!

And to every fuckface who says otherwise, suck my dick.

And fuck you Miley Cyrus, Selina Gomez and all you bitches and faggots in Camp Rock including the faggot ass Jonas Brothers! Fuck High School Musical, HSM 2 & that ain't shit HSM3!

WE'LL BOMB ON YA, MUTHAFUCKAS!

FUCK ABS-CBN

This is the lowest of the low. Because Korina Sanchez became too soft on king coke Delfin Montano, I now consider ABS-CBN as part of my not-so-secret hitlist.

God damn that network is way too fucking biased!

Obviously, the bias towards people who agree with their agenda is way too obvious since the non-issue involving a former COMELEC official was wrongfully acused of shit that he didn't do. And it went up as the demands for Gloria Arroyo's resignation were almost loud enough to shatter a 0.01 inch thick mirror/glass shit. First, it shows its bias in favor of its talents. Then those cocksuckkka$ weigh in their bias in News and Current Affairs. And now, those bitches defend one of their own.

During the events in February 2006, they try to mellow the coverage of the mass murda early in that month. But when the biggest shit since July 2003 started to exxxplode late in the month, that's when those bitches and idiots unabling idiots started to play with their emotions for bullshit ratings and sympathies. And they have an OB van when the 5 commie lawbreakers hide in the Batasan complex like rats in a hole. And they made it into shit similar to their crappy soap opera, similar to the ones it shows during weekday afternoons and evenings (primetime shit there is ain't shit). And almost every news item shown on TV Patrol World (my ass) and Bandila (which one? more like red over blue with a hammer and sickle replacing the sun and a peso sign replacing the stars!) is either anti-Gloria and/or siding with some showbiz personality/cam-and-mike addict/cunt-selfserve-ative bitchshop$/uncivil (a. k. a. evil) society/commie assholes/boyfriend of an ABS-CBN employee/some old wisecrack/opposition se-nuthead-tors/crybaby who is agreat fucking liar, who wanted more $ when he found out that some guy from Mandaluyong got more kickback than him (Jun Lozada, thou art a pieceth of shit)/A bunch of disloyal soldiers condeming the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces and possibly dissing their fellow soldiers, working hard to keep the commies, terrorists and enemies of the state out of our country, and to defend the FIlipino people (as their sworn duty)/other anti-Filipino and anti-Philippine shitheads who hate to see our country progress and whip Singapore's and Hong Kong's ass economically. And some of their shows kiss ass. Not only is it halikan style, but laplapan sa pekpek. and they make not only sipsip, but BIGTIME HIGOP.

In the debate between that fucking crybaby and the others who defend Abalos (and the other guys, I don't know their names), they just make questions to beat the gov't team badly and treat Lozada as the cocksuck Robin Hood(lum) (I meant underdog gone Rottweiler shit) and most of the ones watching that shit are probalby either hooked, brainwashed by Lozada, plain disgusted by the panelists' onesidedness, etc

And if you think that their news shows are way too biased, check out The Buzz. Purest bullshit of any kind. Go and check Going Bulilit. Aren't some of the jokes veiled attacks against the targets of the Lopezes and their fucking ilk? And their telenovelas are a piece of shit. Kokey had subliminal messages and pissed off some Kapampangans. King Fu Kids is also trashy. Tell Lauren Dyogi that most Filipinos don't live in 1984 no more. Only those shitheads who are hardcore Kapamilya$ are. And watching ABS-CBN is like watching a fucking telescreen, which can be turned off. However, the brain is now extremely screwed no thanks to dumb shows and dumb shit shown by that dumbass network.

However, I can also say that GMA network's flagship station DZBB-TV 7 has a dash of bias, but at least they do it on their Showbiz shows. However, I think that DZOE-TV 11has more bias than its mother station, still being a sockpuppet of Bro. Eddie of Jesus Is Lord (lest obvious, to be exact). Still, it has the least amount of bias than waht ABS-CBN has/had.

This is my chance to give my opinion about tht network. However, this is a diss against DWWX-TV 2, its content and its owners. However, it's your (mis)interpretation that counts. My time is short, and I have to go.

And I hate it when they're in the service of the $. I'm truly in the service of the Filipino, not those oligarch bastards and their shitty interests.

DIE DIE DIE

RIGHT NOW, I'm reading Brian Gorrell's sweet, kickass blog. (assfucks, don't overlay ads on blogs you dipshit.) While he's typing around about the 24 criminal$ of $ociety (but the shit's on DJ Montano, hiding in his hole in Hong Kong), I'm still demanding the $ from Angelica Alrva. You know, the one who had her apartment on fire in Mandaluyong couple of Wednesdays/Thursdays ago. tell you what. i'm putting off this' lil shit too much.

Why am I saying this in relation to what Brian is blogging about? For starters...

I was in a room (in my "second house", actually a funeralia in San Pablo City) when I see my aunt cry about her various problems in life. By the way, that happened 3 summers ago (April-May 2005). Now, she's telling me, among other things, a previous occupation: Hograiser (or some person who works in a pig farm). The so called "farm" is now part of a subdivision in my hometown (obvio$ly San Pablo City).

Offtopic: Brian's gay. Nad HIV positive. I have some qualms about gays, but still he's good. I don't want cock, I want some pussy, like the 2 Live Crew!

Back to topic: My aunt was the one who supplies the pigs, to be slaughtered, then sold to Beth, the mother of Angelica. In exchange for the pigs, Beth has to hand over a portion of the profits to my aunt. The sad news is that beth probably had some kind of amnesia back then. And her daughter wasted her 13 years of existence being a dipshit bimbo in the Philippine entetainment industry.

Of course, the grass may not be greener here but the air is a lil' bit fresh & breezy, thanks to your neighborhood lake, named after the vernacular word for tamarind. Reason: Either that place was once a tamarind plantation, swallowed up by the lake, according to a local legend. Or probably some geological involvement (since time existed/was invented, possibly).

Now, my aunt (her name is Divinia Lopez, currently separated) wants that stolen money back. I'd like to do a Brian Gorrell right here, but Angelica's a has-been. No offense, but I am fighting my own battles. I just have to AMPLIFY a previously unheard voice. My aunt knows how to use the internet, but doesn't know how to blog. Unknown to her, I'm stepping it up to the streets of the Metro (no, make it Mega) Manila area, or maybe the Philipines, the demand to pay up before shit happens (read a good portion of "Exodus" and you know what I mean) yet again. I have my debts, and I'm willing to pay them, pink or purple peso bill by pink or purple peso bill (I'm kinda thrifty)

I am politely asking for the payment of debt worth thirty thousand Philipine Pesos, plus interest, if needed. We're serious here. We all know that your house is smoked, but you need to pay up or shit happens yet again to your family.

I don't have time for shitty deadlines. My aunt contacted Christy Fermin a couple of years ago. Don't make me sumbong to Ricky Lo.

And a note to Brian: keep fighting. You and I know that we can reach the end of our respective rainbows (you get your US$ 70,000, whike my aunt [via me] will get an equivalent of US$ 743.50)

Update (as of Monday): Since Brian's blog could be shut down, I am now allowing him to post on my blog. Why the color change? Out of sympathy for a fellow blogger, fwho is fighting for the return of his life savings (stolen by DJ Montano a. k. a. cokesnorting racoon)ighting for the truth and to expose one of the biggest loads of shit in Philippine History. And by the way, Angelica must pay up before shit happenss, yet again. And I don't use her fucking showbitch name to bring the point home!

EXCLUSIVE-1 2008

Fuck the greetings, let's get it on.
I'm now typing about a female celebrity, whose intelligence is somewhat similar to a grade schooler, named "Katrina". Some tests were made on her intelligence. In that test, she was asked if Bicol is a province. She answered true. (S2pid Bicolana doesn't know the fact that Bicol's a region) I can give her a scholarship to a presigious university here but I don't want to get screwed by her. (I have enough problems with Marian Rivera already) I suggest that a notable Bicolano politican should give her a scholarship and send her to college. I DON'T WANT HER TO END UP LIKE THAT DUMBASS PUTA ALARVA (where's tha $ for my tita vynia? YOU CAN'T WIN THOSE ESTAFA CASE$. Foe tha love of tha money...)
I need targets for my blogfamilia. I can occassionally throw my 75 centavos worth of opinion (2 cents American is worth around 0.80 Philippine Peso and slowly declinin') on issues related to Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan (if possible, she woulda been my sexm8), and their ilk but leave it to TMZ, Perez Hilton, and their kind. I'm not even talking about my work in Wikipedia. (I'm not going to pissingly vandalize those articles that contain shit that I hate, because my chances of being a wiki admin or sysop by december will fizzle out.) HSM will fizzle out and I'll have to make my parting shots hit big. I'm a year and ten days older but that slut is getting on mah nerves. Her dad's a dope country singer and full of shit like his daughter. Trouble is, his not as full of shit as his daughter. She's more fulloshit thank a ton of elephant shit. And you know why this is on Blogger. Nobody givesashit. Her music sux dick and i never wanked to that hooker who has a show about her and her "other identity". And guess what? I got Tip Drill. You can fool all of us some of the time, buy you can't foll all of us all of the shit ass time.
Today's January 22, 2008. Thirteen thousand, one hundred and seventy one days since the original 420. Eightyeight days before this year's 420. 420, Louis! And you have heard about the lil' shit fight that happened in the plaza (San Pablo City plaza). ROcksteddy concert, some drunk had a good fistfight and the cop stoped the fuckup. Teddy handled it well and I'm damn proud of itt. Am I the last one to tell the good news? I'm alread already sick and tired of it.
I'll get some mo cheese. And type mo shit right here! Mah Blogger line is back!